Miller light and a black eye (This is funny)

[Capt Rick Hiott]

A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Miller Lite, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Miller Lite stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Miller Lite, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

[Capt Cefus]

Ooooooooooo!!!!!   Don't tell Miss Eve that joke!    Or at least be further back than her upper cut!  LOL

[Capt Rick Hiott]

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha................

[Carolina Boy]

Hahaha